Written by: Pana •
July 3, 2011
Hey guys since it seems people do not know basic common courtesy I’ve decided to school people on how to act accordingly when you are invited to a party/bbq. Please feel free to add :o)
From an etiquette standpoint, traditional etiquette states that you should never show up for a party thrown by an individual empty handed.
- Do show up with something unless it is specifically stated by the host that you are not to bring a thing. Nothing is worse than the mothertrucker who just shows up to the BBQ, eats all the food, drinks all the drinks, doesn’t help clean up and leaves. If this is you, go kill yourself.
- Do make sure to dress appropriately for a BBQ, which is by most accounts, an outdoor event. At this past BBQ, this chick I know (bless her heart) ACTUALLY showed up looking like she is going to the club #girlbye
- Do enjoy whatever food that the hosts provide assuming it tastes good, but don’t complain about what they didn’t cook if you didn’t bring a single thing to the table in the first place. There’s nothing worse than somebody who finds a reason to complain because you didn’t have steak at your BBQ when they showed up with a bottle of $2.99 wine. Seriously, who in the flying black squirrel f*ck drinks wine at a BBQ anyway?? That’s new to me, perhaps I’m uncultured because at every BBQ I’ve been to its beer and hard liquor.
- If you do happen to decide to go to a BBQ being thrown by somebody you don’t know, don’t traipse your happy little arse into the person’s abode or pavilion and not speak to a single person except the person you know. For one, a person like me will call you straight the f*ck out for coming into my establishment on some f*ck sh*t. But also, it’s just rude. And nobody likes rude people. People like nice people who smile and speak.
- Men should always bring liquor and it is rude to bring something that you DO NOT drink for example don’t bring Smirnoff if you drink henny Nigga Please!!! That is just rude, if I see someone do that bs I’ll tell them drink what you brought !
- LAST BUT NOT LEAST : DON’T UNDER ANY CIRCUMTANCES ASK FOR A BOTTLE OR SOMETHING YOU BRING TO A BBQ BACK (that is grounds for an ass whopping and you getting kicked out and you better not show ya face again)
#thatisall I can think of what are your thoughts ?
Ciao,
Pana
